February 2011
14 posts
“i like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling...”
– jack kerouac (via abrutalkind)
Daily Urban Legend
I just had the idea to make up one, or more than one urban legend every single day and post it here:
http://dailyurbanlegend.tumblr.com/
Please follow, if you would be so kind.
Solid Legal Advice
You cannot be arrested for possessing up to 3 oz of marijuana if it is your birthday.
January 2011
8 posts
Totally Terrific Tweets
I was pleasantly surprised to find that the excellent comedian Jon Friedman included one of my tweets on this slideshow over at the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon blog.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2011/01/totally-terrific-tweets-36/#item=156774
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summerofmegadeth:
American actor, known for her sex-appeal and contribution to independent cinema.
Adult Babies
Awesomely insane Facebook rant received at 4 am from an old roommate I literally haven’t seen since 2002 and probably haven’t thought about since 2002. This was written by a 38 year old man.
When I left the apartment on 15th street, I did not take the security deposit, which totaled one months rent. I don’t owe you any money. The apartment was in better condition when we...